[ASMR] Mermaid Items for Sale (Lorelei Shop Roleplay)
Hello. Oh I’m so glad you made it. Does that mean you got my message that I drew in the sand? Yes, I am having a big summer blowout. Are you interested in looking at what I have for sale? Well, um, to be honest I’m having a bit of trouble lately. And I really shouldn’t be doing this, but I’m getting quite low on shells and, you know, the cove where I live, underwater, not my summer home, it’s not cheap. Rent’s quite a few starfish a month. So, like I said, I’m bending a little bit of the rules here, but I’ll do it for you because you are my most valued customer. Technically I shouldn’t have been selling you anything in the first place… Well, you need, um, a permit to sell to humans and technically even after that I’m supposed to erase your memory, but… we won’t do that. Not for our favorite customer. Now… I have a few items that perhaps you might not be used to seeing from my wares. The demand for human items is actually quite low. The more of it gets washed into the ocean… (I think Amazon has started delivering packages underwater). Mhmm yes. Now, I do have some mermaid imports. Would you be interested in seeing those? Well, selling mermaid items to a human could get me into quite a bit of trouble. So, you’ll have to make a promise not to speak a word. You don’t mind if I write up a little contract do you? It’s only slightly magically binding. Let’s see… Contract for human sales… Under no circumstances may human, inital here, utter any words regarding my, Lorelei, presence nor the actions that have taken place at Summer’s Cove. Ok, and I’ll have you sign here. And after that, thank you, you’ll have to initial here and then I’ll just need you to lick your finger and press. Perfect. Now that the legal matters are settled we can proceed with the imports. Now, most of the imports are from a dear friend of mine that specializes in containers. Would you like to see those first? And then I can show you some of our more common mermaid items. Easy to find if you’re part of the community underwater, but, perhaps not so much if you are just a little human. The first container has a very minimalistic and quite beautiful, charming bamboo casing. I believe that she went all the way to the coast of Asia to get the materials for this. The lid opens and it is secured with a small magnet. Of course magnets work underwater, don’t be silly. So it will keep your treasures locked away. In fact mermaids love magic but they love magnets even more. *giggle* Get it? Magic, magnets; I am known as the funny one in my friend group, yes. No more pesky waves *phwew* opening up your box. You can keep anything inside here. That’s the beauty of containers, isn’t it? For example, this is the last of my shells. I keep it secured with a cork. However, you could just sneak one or two inside the jar for safe keeping. See? Perfect. What else could you ask for? I will need these back, however. Alright, I’ll show you the next one. Now, this is a very unique container. Hand woven, teal beauty. She calls it the “Trifecta.” It has a looped handle at the top here. You can hold all three at one time. Now, you’ll notice that this one is open and this is because mermaids often use the Trifecta as sort of a net as they swim along. The handle is perfect to grasp onto, hold behind you while you’re swimming, and when you reach your destination you check and see what you’ve got. It’s not entirely practical, but it’s more entertaining, lucky, a gamble. I’m not sure if humans could use it the same way, but it does seem to be the right size for bottles, perhaps? I see humans drinking quite a bit. What does it taste like? Well, if you bring me some next time perhaps we can barter. What do you think? Good. This one runs 8 shells. Not bad. The next container is a wider bowl shape, and this is made out of clear blown seaglass. Beautiful bubbled texture. On the inside: slightly bumpy, it’s not completely smooth. It’s soft, but you can feel the ridges The outside are where the bumps are. I think it almost looks like scales. This is a nice accent piece. But when your friends ask you where you got it you’ll have to lie of course, but you’ll know you got it from a mermaid. After this one I can actually show you the last container that I have, which is this iridescent, six- six sided cylinder. And this has the finest sea smells I believe you call it “poo-pourie.” These have all been dried so it’s usually kept in air pockets. At least where I live. You won’t have a problem. Although, it might not be the most beautiful to look at. Which is why comes with a lid. So all of the ugly stays on the inside, where it should be. That’s what my mother always told me. But why I’m bringing this up is, if you are looking for a more bold look, you could place the drying sea “poo-pourie” right in this bubble bowl. My preference is to close it away, but some like the natural look. You’ll have to air it out sometime, so, in order to get that smell. This has a cold rim. Very beautiful. Would you like to take a listen? You can hear the quality. I will, uh, put that aside for now. That one will run you 10 shells. Or, if you wanted the iridescent six sided jar, that would run you 12. The potpourri is included. Now, I would like to show you another item. This is the last one that I have. I’ve been actually selling these to mermaids, but I figured if you like a good novelty item this could be for you. Now, up on land these sound very harsh, but there is a rough side and a softer side, and this is actually what we use to buff our scales. Just give it circular motions and then polish with the soft. See? This patch on my tail: shiny. Would you like to touch it? Here, place your hand.. very rough… always a little sparkle. The other side: soft. I’m not sure what use you would have with it. It’s much to delicate for your human skin. May I touch your face? I’m so sorry, my curiosity has taken over me. I just… Oh! Softer than a mer-baby. Wow! Mmm Well, I’ve always heard that human skin was delicate, but this is another step. Perhaps proceed with caution with on this one. Certainly don’t use it on yourself. I don’t want to be responsible for another human’s dea-… Alright then, this is my last one. Other than that I can offer you one of our mer-balls. Yes, it’s what you play mer-ball with. Have you never seen these lying around? Oh, all the mer-children they leave them everywhere after a game or… Someone swims around the ridges three times, you know, you have to have to get a new ball, that’s the rule. They’re quite soft, like a dry sea sponge. Like little barnacles, almost. Well I’ll throw this in for free if you buy three items. That’s a deal. Let’s ring you up. ‘kay So, we have the… *hum* *hum* with the three… We have the Trifecta container with handle. What else did you want? Yes, yes, yes, the buffer polish ‘kay Now that will cost you… why don’t we just say 25 shells? Well that’s, that’s a fair deal. Okay, 25 shells it is. Fantastic! You can just put them in the jar. Ten… Eleven… thirteen… twenty-five. Okay. Take my cork. Alright, now, pleasure doing business with you. Is there anything else you’re looking for in particular that I can keep an eye out? I see. Oh, well if you’ve seen other mermaids I would not recommend approaching them, no. And if they’re singing I would advise against that even less, but that’s for another time. Considering it is the first week of the human month I need to get back to my cove, or I might be in a bit of trouble. Thank you so much for your patronage. I hope you enjoy your new items.