Change the Rules: Comedy Special – Millennial Auction

Change the Rules: Comedy Special – Millennial Auction

November 8, 2019 1 By Luis Garrison


There’s no easy way into the market for me. I think it’s a generational thing, right? There’s no ‘Millennials Only’ auction day, is there? OK. They don’t advertise to my generation. They’re not like, “Alright, ladies and gentlemen, “welcome here to the, uh, auction just for millennials. “Just for the under 35s here “in this beautiful suburb of outer, outer Sydney. Darwin. We’re in Darwin. I should’ve just said that. We’re starting the bidding on this beautiful 2 x 5cm studio apartment… Just for the under 35s today, starting the bidding at…a…job. Who’s got a job? Can I see a job? Has anyone under 35 got a job? I need a full-time job. Not working part-time at a café, sir. I can see the tattoos. I’m looking for savings now. Has anyone got savings? Anyone under 35 got savings? No. Spent it all going to Bali 40 times last year. I’m looking for rich parents now. Can I see rich parents? Going once, going twice, going three times. Sold to the private investor. It’s the best we can hope for. I’m Simon Taylor. You’ve been awesome. Thank you very much!