Tag: comedy

Fat People Problems | Life For Sale

>>TELL YOUR DADDY HOW YOU WANNA F— ME? BIG BEN, LITTLE BEN, YOU ALL WANNA F— ME? YOU GO F— YOURSELVES! ♪ ♪>>HEY BEN, WE’RE HERE. BEN. WE’RE HERE.>>BEN MALLAH: WHERE ARE WE?>>MEN’S WEARHOUSE.>>WHY DO YOU NEED A SUIT?>>BEN: YOUR FUNERAL. IT’S EITHER HERE OR I HAVE TO GO TO A TENT MAKER. I CAME…

By Luis Garrison December 3, 2019 100

Father On The Phone | Life For Sale

>>BEN MALLAH: GET USED TO THE HEAT. YOU LIKE THE HEAT, RIGHT?>CHARLES: THAT’S RIGHT.>BEN: GOOD. GET USED TO IT FOR WHERE YOU’RE GOING. ♪ ♪ (THUNDER AND RAIN)>BEN: SEVENTEEN MILLION THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY THOUSAND. THESE PEOPLE MADE ME AN OFFER FOR TEN MILLION FIVE. THEY’RE $3 MILLION AWAY FROM WHAT I’M ASKING. WHY EVEN…

By Luis Garrison December 1, 2019 100

Ben Receives a Threat | Life For Sale

>>YEAH. THIS MESSAGE IS FOR EQUITY MANAGEMENT PARTNERS. PHONE NUMBER 727- 487-2107. WEBSITE WWW.EQUITYMANAGEMENTONLINE.COM. I KNOW THAT YOU OWN SEVERAL PROPERTIES/APARTMENTS. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, MR. BEN MALLAH. BECAUSE I’M COMING AFTER YOUR ASS. ♪ ♪>BEN MALLAH: BUT WHY ARE WE GOING TO TOM NASH’S OFFICE?>BEN JR: TO BUY AN OFFICE. TO…

By Luis Garrison December 1, 2019 100