Tag: comedy

Aluminum Years | Life For Sale

>>BEH MALLAH: WHAT THE F–K DO YOU MEAN, I’M NOT MYSELF? I BOUGHT THE PLACE FOR EIGHT BILLION BUCKS AND YOU KNOW, PROBABLY THROW A MILLION INTO IT AND HOPEFULLY IT’LL BE WORTH ABOUT 12 TO 13. REAL ESTATE 101. BUY IT. FIX IT. SELL IT. ♪ ♪>BEN: WE ARE HERE TODAY AT THE PROSPECT…

By Luis Garrison October 14, 2019 100

Rami Malek on Becoming Freddie Mercury

>>Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >>HOW ARE YOU?>>Jimmy: EVEN DRESSING LIKE A ROCK STAR, WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU? I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES THROUGH THAT SHIRT. >>REALLY? I WAS ACTUALLY CONCERNED ABOUT THAT. >>Jimmy: WE CAN, YEAH.>>I HAVE DID SIT LIKE THIS THE ENTIRE TIME NOW. IT IS COLD BACK THERE, VERY COLD BACK…

By Luis Garrison October 13, 2019 0

‘BARRIED’ | Life For Sale

>>BARRY: BEN, IF I COULD SAY ONE THING TO YOU, I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF PHYSICALLY. REDUCE YOUR CONSUMPTION. WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE BEFORE YOU HAVE SECONDS. SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN UNDERNEATH ALL THAT BLUBBER I THINK THERE’S REALLY A HEART. ♪ ♪>BEN MALLAH: PAULY’S HUSBAND-IN-LAW HAS FLEW DOWN FROM…

By Luis Garrison October 13, 2019 100

$34.7 Million | Life For Sale

>>BEN MALLAH: WORRY ABOUT YOUR F”’ING BUSINESS. THAT’S WHAT YOU F”’ING WORRY ABOUT. WORRY ABOUT THE GODDAMN MONEY. EVERYTHING ELSE, TAKE A BACKSEAT. ♪ ♪>BEN: TODAY’S THE DAY. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO TODAY. THE BIGGEST ONE SINGLE DEAL WE’VE EVER DONE. ONE HOTEL AND RESTAURANT FOR 34 1/2 MILLION BUCKS. WE PAID ABOUT…

By Luis Garrison October 12, 2019 100