Tender Dates Episode 3 | Web Series India 2017 | One Swipe Can Change Your Life | The Big Shark
Go! Go! Go! My remote isn’t working! Right, why would your remote work now? It’s not working! Goal! This is cheating! Give me your remote! Give it here! The remote’s not working! The key is under the mat,
open it yourself. Goal! This is cheating! Give me your remote! I’ve been calling you! Why aren’t you answering my call? Can’t you see something
very important is going on. Shoo! Let us concentrate. There’s something
very important than this. Go, go! Offset it! It’s about a hot Tender Match. Show me her photo. What’s her name? I must’ve come across
her profile in Tender. Pushkarta Baigani. Huh? What kind of name is that? This is such an auntie kind of a name. Auntie? Studied at Oxford. Occupation: Game
developer with DigitX. Hobbies: traveling, working out,
beating boys in videogames. Any more questions, guys? Bro, how do you score
such hotties on Tender, man? I only get kiddy crowd
of Mithibai college. Bro, you are seriously blessed. You have a mole there, right? Right? Show it to me.
– Shut up! Sit down. Seriously, sit down. What happened?
Why are you so stressed? Why are you so stressed? Bro, you are the Tender King! The problem is, she’s coming tonight
to my place to play Fifa with me. Whoever wins the game can make the
other person do whatever they want to. But I don’t know how to play Fifa. And losing with a girl would
be the last thing on my mind. You know that, right? So, I want you guys to teach me Fifa. But you guys are yourself learners. Such a small thing, bro? I’ll teach you Fifa, come here. Hey! – Come here.
You know I’m a better player. Let it be. I taught you how to score a… – Forget
it. You know I’m a better player. I taught you how
to score a quick goal. You’ll teach your father? Listen, I’ll make you a chap.
You’ll score goals and the girl too. Why don’t you also teach
him baby sitting along with scoring? He wants to teach Fifa! Get lost. Just because you had a threesome
don’t assume that you’re Ryan Gosling. Come on, I can do this.
Come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Left. Go. What are you doing, man? Damn! Pass! What the… Fuck! Sorry, Sanam. I tried so hard to lose. But you were just so bad. Yeah, yeah, I know. Thanks. So now since you’ve lost the match.. ..you gotta finish this
glass of wine and dance with me. You mean bottoms up? – Of course! Alright. Give me two seconds. Just two seconds. Sanam… You know what?? Shit happens, okay! No one’s gonna know about this. Let’s go, have some wine
and I’ll teach you Fifa. This! This is what you need, bro! Trust me, it works like magic. It is Baba Kamdev’s product after all. On a personal note,
even my uncle has tried it. It makes even the weakest ones stand. And you are a pro. Why are you worried? This… keep this vodka aside! Sorry. Drink beer. It’s better. And don’t take stress bro. How much stress will you take at work? Due to the stress
of the account figures.. ..you aren’t reacting
when looking at real figures. What is wrong with you? Wake up! Be a man, I’m telling you. All it needs is a little
bit of nourishment and caring. Nothing else. Trust me. And if this doesn’t work either then
Baba Kamdev has many other products. Abs transplant,
hair transplant, kidney transplant. Shut up, Pankaj. You know all you need is a sexologist. You don’t need anything else. You are set. That’s it. Don’t worry,
I’ll take an appointment for you. We’ll go there today itself. You let it be, what is this madness… Forget the sexologist,
Baba Kamdev is organic. I’m telling you. He’s organic. Try one. And if this doesn’t
work then Ashwashilabasam. It is mind-blowing. It is his best product. Baba Kamdev, organic. Trust me, bro. How did he become a sage? He was Kamdev Singh. He is now a Baba (sage)
because of Shilajit. I’m telling you. – Yeah. Hello, sir. Forget about the sexologist,
drink this. Fatanjali is ruling. – Thank you. I mean there’s diesel
on one end and… – Done. Stop drinking. Why are you drinking
beer so early in the morning? Let it go. Have you lost your mind? Dr. Khadarahe.
I’ve taken 3:00pm’s appointment. There you go. Cliché sexologist, Dr. Khadarahe. Hey, he is a celebrity sexologist. He’s behind Faro and Shero’s
massive family planning. I’m telling you,
nothing is wrong with you. We’ll go there at 3:00pm and meet him. Everything will be set. Bro, forget about Faro and Shero,
Baba Kamdev is better. Don’t listen to him.
this is a family problem for him. He, his uncle and everyone else. – No. Baba Kamdev is the best. Shilajit. Please try it.
– What’s your commission in it? Ashwashilabasam.
– Come with me. Ashwashilabasam.
– Have you lost your mind? What are you doing?
– Ashwashilabasam Where do you get all these from? Patanjali! What Patanjali? Bro, they have a store everywhere. Look Gaurav, you wanted an erection,
you have the damn erection. Who’s the patient? Okay bro, I have a date now. Pankaj! She’s Zubeida Khan. You met her on Tender? My friend Ryan met with
an accident and he’s in a coma. Sanam’s…