The Scottish Tenner (feat. Crabstickz) – Scrap’d Week (3/7)

The Scottish Tenner (feat. Crabstickz) – Scrap’d Week (3/7)

December 10, 2019 100 By Luis Garrison


(Bell ring) Last orders. Erm, my round? Oh yeah, great. Just another pint. Err, oh actually can I get that money you owe me? Yeah! Of course you can, buddy. Thank you! What? What’s wrong buddy? What’s this Chris? It’s a ten. It’s between a 20 and a 5. It’s
should be enough. Just a pint. Ah okay, no. I’m not taking that. That’s not
real money. No, that’s Scottish money. Money from the
homeland. You can use that. It’s fine. It’s like Euros. I can see how you might confuse these two
people because they both have really nice perms. It’s the Queens best mate. So… Take it back. No, I’m not taking that. That guy made shoes for the Queen, okay? They’re
best friends. URGHH!! Not taking it. I’m losing my tiny mind. ARGH! I don’t want your poncy little kilt dollars. Just use it, please for the love of god. No! No! N-No! (Screaming) Please just take it! For the love of the Lochness
Monster and her wee tiny Lochnessy babies. Just take it. A pint please if you’d like. Arghh donkey! I’m Shrek. I’m green. That’s what you sound like all the time! (Screaming) (Both Screaming) A pint? Fine! Ohh! Thank god! Erm, just a pint please. No, no, no. No, you’re Scottish. Oh no, the Scottish thing? No that’s just
to get rid of that £10 I had. Pint? Please? No, i’ve been to your family castle! The rental… It’s a rental… Rental? Okay, no. I’ve met your very Scottish Mum. Also a rental. I ate haggis so is not to offend you… Yeah, you shouldn’t have done… Why? Why have you done this? Urghh… I am sorry… I’m never going to trust again. Pint? Just give me alcohol. Erm, yeah. We don’t take that. (Scottish accent) YOU ARE A RACIST!! THAT
IS LEGAL TENDER!! (Bagpipe Music)